Thursday 31 December 2009

Kayaker seeks kayaker

As time passes and I get older, I appeal to you, the wider paddling community to assist me in my quest to find a suitable other half!

A man who is at least 5’10” tall, preferably has blue eyes, is between 29 and 40 and loves kayaking would be ideal.

A liking of cats (black and cute) would be an advantage, as would a sound knowledge of DIY.

The words Avocet, Pintail and Anas Acuta should trigger thoughts of more than just birds and the relative merits of various towing systems should have been duly considered.

A willingness to live on an island with lots of caves is essential……..  Sea kayaking should take precedence over everything else in life.

If you are a potential husband then please get in touch!!!

2 comments:

  1. Not quite as demanding as my kayaker for kayaker post! Settle for NOTHING less!

    Good luck!

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  2. Your kayaker for kayaker post inspired me and I may well employ a 250km paddle vetting process! My post is in all seriousness though! Oh dear!

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